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By echo2romeo - 04/06/2016 00:30 - United States - Pensacola

Today, Staff Sergeant came to me during class asking what my grade was and if I had ever got any negative entries in my record. Turns out I'm #1 in the class and meet every requirment... EXCEPT that I ran too slow during my PT test. He said he would have promoted me to Lance Corporal...FML

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