Today, our cat has worked out that if she wakes up our daughter... - FML

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By "dragonstooth257" - 26/07/2018 21:58

Today, our cat has worked out that if she wakes up our daughter she gets fed. no more sleep ins for us.... ever.... FML

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Friday 24 August 2018 15:57

Your own fault for owning a cat. Get rid of the hellspawn, keep your daughter.

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Friday 24 August 2018 15:57

Your own fault for owning a cat. Get rid of the hellspawn, keep your daughter.

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