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By well, damn - 28/12/2016 14:23 - United States - Cheney

Today, my wife informed me that the reason she won't bring any of her friends home and goes out with them instead is because people don't like me and I come off kinda bitchy. I don't have a problem making friends and no one has ever told me this. I think she's cheating on me. FML

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flowersbloom 5

Thursday 29 December 2016 15:03

maybe it's your demeanor. You could come across that way to people who don't know you as well as your friends. Unless you have other evidence it's very presumptuous to assume she's cheating from this. Everyone is entitled to having a girls night out

ozzytiff 13

Thursday 29 December 2016 8:27

Aww I'm so sorry your better off without a cheating bitch in your life. I just got cheated on too it sucks . Keep your head up.

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ozzytiff 13

Thursday 29 December 2016 8:27

Aww I'm so sorry your better off without a cheating bitch in your life. I just got cheated on too it sucks . Keep your head up.

flowersbloom 5

Thursday 29 December 2016 15:03

maybe it's your demeanor. You could come across that way to people who don't know you as well as your friends. Unless you have other evidence it's very presumptuous to assume she's cheating from this. Everyone is entitled to having a girls night out

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