Today, my septum piercing got infected. Today is also the day...

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By "insurgent" - 04/05/2017 21:41

Today, my septum piercing got infected. Today is also the day my new boss told me if I don't remove my septum by tomorrow, he'll fire me. It hurts to even touch my nose and there's no way I can get it out. FML

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Mozelle123 10

Sunday 4 June 2017 18:10

What is a septum?

DataWog 30

Thursday 8 June 2017 0:43

It's the space between your nostrils.

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Mozelle123 10

Sunday 4 June 2017 18:10

What is a septum?

DataWog 30

Thursday 8 June 2017 0:43

It's the space between your nostrils.

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