Today, my obsessive childhood crush of the last 19 years has... - FML

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By "TheLostCauseFML" - 10/03/2017 05:20

Today, my obsessive childhood crush of the last 19 years has asked me to run away with him to a place that will be 40 miles from civilization, running water, electricity or Internet in Alaska. FML

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jfsiv 17

Monday 24 April 2017 19:41

That's really not that bad, I live in Alaska, you can easily put in a well for water, solar or wind for electricity, and you will probably be so busy enjoying the outdoors, you won't miss the internet.

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Jordan Israel Schultz 2

Wednesday 29 March 2017 9:02

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jfsiv 17

Monday 24 April 2017 19:41

That's really not that bad, I live in Alaska, you can easily put in a well for water, solar or wind for electricity, and you will probably be so busy enjoying the outdoors, you won't miss the internet.

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