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By usedforlove - 25/04/2016 03:59 - United States - Irwin

Today, my now exboyfriend informed me that he had been cheating on me the whole time. I had lovingly supported him through a heroin relapse, unemployment, and homelessness. I encouraged him through rehab and into long distance halfway house. Also, he would be upset to see me with someone else. Fml.

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JHPugh 19

Monday 25 April 2016 21:36

Tell the bastard to write his complaint on a piece of paper, fold it neatly, bend over, then shove it up his ass. Piece of trash, you deserve better

Lucario227 22

Tuesday 26 April 2016 9:24

People are too ungrateful nowadays, sorry about your bf OP.

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JHPugh 19

Monday 25 April 2016 21:36

Tell the bastard to write his complaint on a piece of paper, fold it neatly, bend over, then shove it up his ass. Piece of trash, you deserve better

Lucario227 22

Tuesday 26 April 2016 9:24

People are too ungrateful nowadays, sorry about your bf OP.

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