Miscellaneous: Today, my mother called to wish me a happy birthday. Except it's... - FML

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By Not a ghost - 20/05/2016 04:24 - United States - Bloomington

Today, my mother called to wish me a happy birthday. Except it's my sister's birthday. My sister who died in a car accident three years ago. FML

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aconsultant 9

Saturday 21 May 2016 6:14

Maybe your mother sees your sister in you. It should creep you our anyways.

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noreallywhat 17

Saturday 21 May 2016 0:10

Just let it be

aconsultant 9

Saturday 21 May 2016 6:14

Maybe your mother sees your sister in you. It should creep you our anyways.

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