Kids: Today, my mother asked me why I was going to the bathroom. She...

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2017 18:00

Today, my mother asked me why I was going to the bathroom. She was serious. FML

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greeneyebeauty9 28

Monday 16 January 2017 18:02

To make some ******* chocolate, mom.

jay_south 19

Thursday 12 January 2017 5:03

…does she not?

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jay_south 19

Thursday 12 January 2017 5:03

…does she not?

greeneyebeauty9 28

Monday 16 January 2017 18:02

To make some ******* chocolate, mom.

jcash52426 5

Monday 16 January 2017 18:35

I always make dinner in the bathroom mom.

OneGuySixDemons 23

Monday 16 January 2017 18:56

Of course... I guess women don't do that...

RichardPencil 30

Monday 16 January 2017 19:15

Because if you were going to take a dump, she'd go to the nearest gas station to take care of her morning ablutions.

redcode5 17

Monday 16 January 2017 19:34

Maybe she thought you were fapping.

Jared900DUmpling 30

Monday 16 January 2017 19:44

Well obviously to feed the crocodile you'd got hidden away in the bathtub, how does she not get this?

davek 36

Monday 16 January 2017 19:46

Masturbation. Masturbation is always the answer.

jcash52426 5

Tuesday 17 January 2017 0:02

I'm cooking dinner mom

TheNewGuy03 28

Tuesday 17 January 2017 1:35

If she doesn't believe you, show her the fruits of your labor.

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