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By kipps_1 - 17/07/2016 20:17 - United States - Reynoldsburg

Today, my mom wore one of my dresses. Not a big deal, right? Well, the last two months, she's been wearing risque outfits made from my wardrobe most days of the week and on sexy date nights with my dad. I'm fine with sharing, but I'm tired of seeing my mom wear my clothes to lure my dad. FML.
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sohigh10 34

She would rather her mom buy her own clothes for sexy time. It's weird wearing the same outfits that convinced your dad to have sex with your mom.

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

You would rather she seduced someone else?

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sohigh10 34

She would rather her mom buy her own clothes for sexy time. It's weird wearing the same outfits that convinced your dad to have sex with your mom.

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

I can understand being tired of lending clothes but if the clothes are not damaged then what event they are worn for seems irrelevant. It just sounds like the OP has trouble accepting that her parents want to have sex, which is pretty odd when you think about it...

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Chadica 17

To be fair, nobody usually really likes thinking about their parents having sex

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54754N4 14

better stop wearing alluring outfits then.

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GhostFox 33

First off, that sounds like a really... Effective method of accidentally conditioning the dad into getting turned on by seeing those clothes- which, since the clothes are OP's AND it sounds like some sort of age play is going on here... This sounds like it could set up for either really awkward or really horrifying events. Second, OP's mom is kind of a jerk for not stopping and considering that her kid probably doesn't want her mother dressing up in her clothes to have sex. Especially if OP and mother look alike, because that veers into creepy territory. Seriously- not only does something seem inherently strange about this, but I'm willing to bet OP's mom would blow a gasket if Op borrowed her clothes to increase her chance of getting laid. There's ALSO the fact that it plainly makes OP uncomfortable and that OP's mother should be mature enough to realize that and buy her own. Third, I'd like to emphasis the creepiness of apparently dressing up as your daughter to have sex, because that sounds like what is going on here.

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SpyroMello 29

It's disturbing that your father would be attracted to what YOU wear. Explain this to your mom and tell her to buy her own clothes. This is just plain wrong.

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