Miscellaneous: Today, my mom told me what my surprise was. Instead of paying...

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By pinkinthesink - 19/05/2016 02:34 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my mom told me what my surprise was. Instead of paying somebody to do my hair for prom, my 14 year old sister will be doing it for me. The same girl who doesn't even brush her hair. FML

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aFeeble0ldMan 15

Friday 20 May 2016 5:00

You should let your sister do it but, way before you have to leave. The , have a friend help you do it the way you'd like.

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aFeeble0ldMan 15

Friday 20 May 2016 5:00

You should let your sister do it but, way before you have to leave. The , have a friend help you do it the way you'd like.

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