Miscellaneous: Today, my mom offered to take me out for the first time in years,... - FML

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By ForeverAlone - 01/08/2016 23:58 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my mom offered to take me out for the first time in years, only to cancel our plans. I was super bummed and told my boyfriend, who offered a sympathy date since he felt bad about it. He cancelled too. FML

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KaleTheVane 7

Tuesday 2 August 2016 20:25

Well if he cancelled for a good reason then that's no rude, just bad luck. But if he did it for some dumb reason you may want to have a discussion with him.

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KaleTheVane 7

Tuesday 2 August 2016 20:25

Well if he cancelled for a good reason then that's no rude, just bad luck. But if he did it for some dumb reason you may want to have a discussion with him.

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