Today my mattress is more than 20 years old. Instead of helping... - FML

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By Really? - 31/08/2018 14:25

Today my mattress is more than 20 years old. Instead of helping me buy a new one, my parents decided to buy a $60,000 car. Their excuse? “Mattresses are expensive, just flip it.” FML

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Ali Alexandrea 16

Monday 3 September 2018 4:41

depends how old you are really. at a certain point your parents are no longer required to pay for everything you need, and it's not like its an excuse, mattresses are flipping expensive

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Ali Alexandrea 16

Monday 3 September 2018 4:41

depends how old you are really. at a certain point your parents are no longer required to pay for everything you need, and it's not like its an excuse, mattresses are flipping expensive

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