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By keeks - 14/05/2016 03:36 - United States - Mission Viejo

Today, my massage therapist told me I "missed a spot" shaving. FML

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ohmissjane 24

Sunday 15 May 2016 4:08

That's so unprofessional,if she was your friend I can understand but if not that's so bad,massage therapists are only meant to point out things like a suspicious looking mole or any markings that the client has not mentioned on the consultation form,not missed body hair!

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ohmissjane 24

Sunday 15 May 2016 4:08

That's so unprofessional,if she was your friend I can understand but if not that's so bad,massage therapists are only meant to point out things like a suspicious looking mole or any markings that the client has not mentioned on the consultation form,not missed body hair!

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