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By shocking experience - 16/06/2016 11:08 - United States - Gainesville
Today, my kids were playing in the pool, and I went to plug the pump back in so they would stir up the water. My 8-year-old, knowing full well that water and electricity don't mix, splashed water on both me and the live plug in my hand. Right now, I'm posting this from the hospital. FML
Attempted murder. Scare him from doing that again with a visit to the police station.
I agree. A night in a holding cell could do wonders for his behavior.