Kids: Today, my high school banned the usage of cell phones inside...

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By switchingschools - 09/09/2016 19:11 - Canada - Westerose

Today, my high school banned the usage of cell phones inside classrooms. To help us through our loss, the school will be offering counselling to students with a "cell phone addiction". FML

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rick159 12

Saturday 10 September 2016 2:43

Who cares?...it is just a cell phone.

Keithds1999 8

Saturday 10 September 2016 5:23

In my school, we aren't even allowed to keep our cell phones with us at class

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somedudesomewher 29

Tuesday 13 September 2016 4:57

We aren't allowed to bring phones or any other electronic devices in my school .

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