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By firefighter1993 - 16/06/2016 06:48 - United States - Arvada

Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 1 in the morning saying that the fish tank upstairs has no water in it and the fish are dying. Keep in mind the tank is a 50 gallon tank. Fml

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Selene6996 12

Friday 17 June 2016 16:34

Omg don't tell me stuff like this I am getting ready to setup a 55 gallon up in my room for my 2 oscars lmao....but I am doing a double stand with infer blocks so hopefully

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Selene6996 12

Friday 17 June 2016 16:34

Omg don't tell me stuff like this I am getting ready to setup a 55 gallon up in my room for my 2 oscars lmao....but I am doing a double stand with infer blocks so hopefully

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