Miscellaneous: Today, my friend and I were trying out a site on which you talk... - FML

By Pennepestoem - 05/01/2013 19:07 - Philippines - Makati

Today, my friend and I were trying out a site on which you talk to strangers using a mic and webcam. We came across a cute guy, who said to my friend, "Tell the fat guy to move." He was referring to me. I'm a girl. FML

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Pennepestoem 7

Sunday 6 January 2013 15:44

Hey this is the op. lol to #57 i have 38 d cup so i think yeah that's the reason. And i dont have a moustache it's just that i have a curvy body structure but really dont look like a man and i was also wearing a gray loose jacket at that time and yes my friend did stick up for me. Funny comments lol

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laya_fml 26

Sunday 6 January 2013 2:10

We talked about this! You should have shaved the mustache.

turkturkington 13

Sunday 6 January 2013 2:15

I'm not sure why I getting visions of you saying "Okay", and breaking out into some obscure dance singing "I like to move it, move it"...

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Wednesday 14 January 2015 18:09

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