Holidays: Today, my fiancé and I received Christmas gifts from my parents....

Content almost refused by staff

By lowexpectations - 25/12/2016 07:10 - Canada

Today, my fiancé and I received Christmas gifts from my parents. He got a camping saw. I got 3 pairs of scissors and a can opener. What's worse: I'm actually super excited about it. FML

agreeclassic 231

vote type 1 31

The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. More…

Previous FML Next FML

TOP COMMENTS

Nikitasue92 7

Tuesday 27 December 2016 19:11

Then whats the problem?

ama1733 11

Monday 26 December 2016 20:49

If you're excited for it, then why are you posting about it?

Comments

ama1733 11

Monday 26 December 2016 20:49

If you're excited for it, then why are you posting about it?

Nikitasue92 7

Tuesday 27 December 2016 19:11

Then whats the problem?

VDM sur Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Suspicious Sex Intimacy Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

Top

Today, I set an elaborate alarm system to wake up early. I woke up to the soothing sounds of birds chirping, only to discover that I had accidentally set my ringtone to bird noises instead of an actual alarm. I missed my morning meeting. FML

agreeclassic 194

vote type 1 553

Today, my girlfriend fell down the stairs and broke her ankle. She also had a bruise on her leg due to her friend biting her. I spent the night in the hospital to be there for her and support her, but I should have expected that the nurses would treat me like a criminal. FML

agreeclassic 34 480

vote type 1 2 798

Today, I tried to tell my dad that I was really struggling with my mental health and didn't think I could stay alive much longer. He laughed. This comes after telling my "best friend" last week and having to wait three days for a reply. FML

agreeclassic 642

vote type 1 175

Today, I was working at a place where if you're tipped, you sing. After a lady paid for her ice cream, she pulled out 5 dollars. Thinking it was a tip, I took it, and sang the song. She didn't mean to tip me. I was stopped by the woman slapping me. FML

agreeclassic 46 877

vote type 1 15 218

Today, while at school, some jerk shot me in the foot with a BB gun. While in agonizing pain, I yelled, "FUCK" as loud as possible. A teacher walked by, oblivious to the fact I had just been shot with a BB gun and wrote me up for, "Disrespectful language". FML

agreeclassic 16 348

vote type 1 1 613

Today, I accidentally dropped a sculpture at college, and it broke. Some weirdo wearing a pink cape and a fake moustache bitched me out and told me not to be such an attention-seeking drama queen. FML

agreeclassic 29 044

vote type 1 3 513