Animals: Today, my dog's electric collar didn't seem to be working, so... - FML

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By yup it works - 04/08/2016 06:12

Today, my dog's electric collar didn't seem to be working, so I decided to test it on myself. After the low setting didn't work logically I turned it up to the max setting. Manically it started to work again. I couldn't feel my whole forearm for 15 minutes. FML

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GhostFox 33

Thursday 4 August 2016 16:15

Hmmm... Well, if you didn't try the collar on yourself before putting your dog through something that could be considered torture... You deserve it.

punmessiah 28

Thursday 4 August 2016 18:41

I really wish we had the YDI button

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Artures_way1 23

Friday 26 August 2016 11:45

You freeking deserved that one. Why an electric collar? It's just plain mean to the dog.

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