Work: Today, my coworker decided to criticize my performance at work....

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2016 00:38 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, my coworker decided to criticize my performance at work. Apparently, my competence and good work ethic are making her and the rest of the lazy idiots I work with look terrible by comparison, and it could cost me my job. FML.

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TudorGirl21 8

Saturday 4 June 2016 23:48

Sounds like you should get another place to work if that's the case.

noreallywhat 17

Sunday 5 June 2016 6:02

My high work ethic got me called in every time someone called off and everyone (myself included) quarterly bonuses... I snapped and quit

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TudorGirl21 8

Saturday 4 June 2016 23:48

Sounds like you should get another place to work if that's the case.

noreallywhat 17

Sunday 5 June 2016 6:02

My high work ethic got me called in every time someone called off and everyone (myself included) quarterly bonuses... I snapped and quit

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