Today, my cat broke a lot of plates that belonged to my grandmother.... - FML

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By live2804 - 27/06/2018 12:22

Today, my cat broke a lot of plates that belonged to my grandmother. It was estimated that those plates were worth over 5000 dollars. Thanks cat. FML

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JasonThorn 20

Friday 29 June 2018 15:45

Owning a cat means having to take precautions because they know what is important and how to ruin it. THEY KNOW.

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JasonThorn 20

Friday 29 June 2018 15:45

Owning a cat means having to take precautions because they know what is important and how to ruin it. THEY KNOW.

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