Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend was flying his toy helicopter at my head.... - FML

By honey soy - 29/01/2012 06:31 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend was flying his toy helicopter at my head. It got stuck in my hair and I now have a bald patch. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

Mauskau 35

Sunday 29 January 2012 12:06

Your boyfriend is a moron.

yahoowizard 16

Sunday 29 January 2012 12:07

Free haircut?

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BadPandaEye 6

Sunday 29 January 2012 18:01

Except what OP's boyfriend did was an amateur "mistake" made by 7 year olds!

BadPandaEye 6

Sunday 29 January 2012 18:03

*that was meant for #70

ipoopinshoes 2

Sunday 29 January 2012 18:16

Uhhh, how old is he?

BadPandaEye 6

Sunday 29 January 2012 18:31

No.

419 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 18:56

Why is there more YDI's than FYL's...?

fruitloops18 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 19:28

Gotta start wearing hats

clutz123 5

Sunday 29 January 2012 19:31

the fact that he has a toy helicopter that he was playing with is enough to make it bad, the bald patch just sucks.

psychoticbiatch 5

Sunday 29 January 2012 19:40

And you just stood there while it happened?

smump 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 19:46

In all seriousness get your head shaved donate your hair to a wig for a cancer patient and just tough ot out or buy a wig yourself. That really sucks. Is he retarded?

5t3ff1k4h 44

Sunday 29 January 2012 22:04

In all seriousness, what girl is going to just shave her head spontaneously because this happened? Not many, I'll tell ya that one.

mattypoo14 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 19:49

Wow he's def not getting any

tinybear93 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 20:05

his toy helicopter? is he 11?

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