Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend told me we were going on a trip to Venice.... - FML

By Selfiestick - 24/03/2015 00:18 - Italy - Rome

Today, my boyfriend told me we were going on a trip to Venice. Seeing my reaction, he immediately added : “But don’t get excited, you're not getting a ring." FML

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_Shake_n_Bake__ 11

Thursday 24 November 2016 11:41

Better tell him he isn't getting any head

1mo2mo 12

Thursday 24 November 2016 11:36

How do u even comment to this?

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Unlucky1232 20

Friday 25 November 2016 18:18

i can't tell if he's being an ass or just really blunt and direct like me.

yogbeer 12

Friday 25 November 2016 21:43

Tell him he isn't getting sex

LifeLikeLemons 6

Saturday 26 November 2016 9:04

I would just take his passport in place of a ring.

saffy66 34

Sunday 27 November 2016 7:20

I guess he could have said it with more tact, but if he thought she had the wrong idea, it's better that she knew before they went.

littlefoott69 14

Saturday 3 December 2016 4:19

how is a trip to venice an fml? it was "your" reaction that prompted the ring comment ..maybe he ahould be the one posting an fml

zethreal 4

Monday 5 December 2016 20:21

That's what someone who's giving you a ring would say.

Marlon4136 4

Saturday 5 August 2017 15:22

Oh no, FML, I'm only going to Venice for free, and my boyfriend won't make a commitment he's not ready for to coincide temporally with the trip! Woe is me!

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