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By RodeoQueen - 10/05/2016 19:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. We were suppose to leave Friday for his sisters wedding. I've now wasted a week of vacation and will be sitting at home. FML

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ChristinePi 36

Wednesday 11 May 2016 12:28

Go on a vacation by yourself! Treat you and forget about him.

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ChristinePi 36

Wednesday 11 May 2016 12:28

Go on a vacation by yourself! Treat you and forget about him.

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