Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex and in the heat of...

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By glambitch93 - 24/05/2016 00:34 - United States - Springfield

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex and in the heat of the moment didn't take off my shirt and he came all over it. It is the only shirt I had brought to wear. FML

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dansco 24

Wednesday 25 May 2016 4:13

Do the girly thing and steal on of his shirts/t shirts.

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dansco 24

Wednesday 25 May 2016 4:13

Do the girly thing and steal on of his shirts/t shirts.

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