Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were having an extra long shower together...

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By awkward as - 22/05/2016 03:42 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend and I were having an extra long shower together when his mother busted through the door apologizing for having the worst runs of her life, if the smell wasn't gaging enough she sprayed deoderant - it didnt help ! FML

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sillymama 21

Monday 23 May 2016 6:47

Just..... Ugh.

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 23 May 2016 6:48

Wow that sucks for all three of you I'm sure. Super embarrassing for his mother and a total mood kill for the both of you.

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sillymama 21

Monday 23 May 2016 6:47

Just..... Ugh.

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 23 May 2016 6:48

Wow that sucks for all three of you I'm sure. Super embarrassing for his mother and a total mood kill for the both of you.

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