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By Anonymous - 19/07/2016 12:44 - Sweden - G?teborg

Today, my boyfriend and I started making out and it started to become pretty hot when his cat jumped onto the bed. He mumbled to me to ignore the cat but it got pretty difficult when it started to lick me, FML.

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Eldslibo 20

Wednesday 20 July 2016 2:11

As a person with two very social cats and an active sexlife, I completely understand. But you can always (nicely) kick it out of the room and close the door :) My cats tend to get out of the bed/sofa by themself after a couple of minutes, when they realize what's going on.

sturschaedel 27

Wednesday 20 July 2016 3:52

It wanted in on the action!

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Eldslibo 20

Wednesday 20 July 2016 2:11

As a person with two very social cats and an active sexlife, I completely understand. But you can always (nicely) kick it out of the room and close the door :) My cats tend to get out of the bed/sofa by themself after a couple of minutes, when they realize what's going on.

sturschaedel 27

Wednesday 20 July 2016 3:52

It wanted in on the action!

withered 30

Thursday 21 July 2016 14:04

In Soviet Russia pussy licks you!

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