Work: Today, my bosses son was with her at work, he is totally wierd.... - FML

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By Alaina - 05/06/2016 02:31 - United States

Today, my bosses son was with her at work, he is totally wierd. All through work he was staring at me. And then he had his mom get my number for him just as I was escaping. Now I have to be nice or I'll get fired. FML

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EwahWeeWah 21

Sunday 5 June 2016 13:52

That's ******* creepy. She can't fire you just for not being really nice to her son, don't give in. If she tries to fire you then contact HR.

arano 29

Sunday 5 June 2016 13:41

How old is her son? If he's at work with his mommy, it doesn't sound like he's old enough to date you. Unless you are also under 18 in which case I'll just leave now.

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arano 29

Sunday 5 June 2016 13:41

How old is her son? If he's at work with his mommy, it doesn't sound like he's old enough to date you. Unless you are also under 18 in which case I'll just leave now.

EwahWeeWah 21

Sunday 5 June 2016 13:52

That's ******* creepy. She can't fire you just for not being really nice to her son, don't give in. If she tries to fire you then contact HR.

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