Kids: Today, My best friend threw a temper tantrum at the age of 25... - FML

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By Needs mature friends - 27/04/2016 03:29 - United States - Kansas City

Today, My best friend threw a temper tantrum at the age of 25 and now won't speak to me. Why? Because she asked who would I save, her or my 2 year old son from a cliff. I said my son. FML

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Dictionaryspeaks 18

Thursday 28 April 2016 5:09

Well at least you aren't part of the problem

smallandroid 26

Thursday 28 April 2016 8:01

Umm, what's wrong with your friend??? Your friend could potentially save herself from a cliff since she's an adult. A two year old child should absolutely be the priority here...

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Dictionaryspeaks 18

Thursday 28 April 2016 5:09

Well at least you aren't part of the problem

smallandroid 26

Thursday 28 April 2016 8:01

Umm, what's wrong with your friend??? Your friend could potentially save herself from a cliff since she's an adult. A two year old child should absolutely be the priority here...

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Today, my stepmother started talking to me after a month of the silent treatment. When I asked her what I had done wrong, she replied, "Nothing, but do you know that feeling when you look at someone and you just want to choke them?" FML

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