Today my 17 year old daughter faked passing out so that she could... - FML

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By "Jayanka" - 12/03/2018 22:59 - United Kingdom

Today my 17 year old daughter faked passing out so that she could go to the hospital. She thinks the attention is great. FML

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ohsnapword 21

Tuesday 13 March 2018 20:05

You should totally make her run to the hospital in the rain.

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ohsnapword 21

Tuesday 13 March 2018 20:05

You should totally make her run to the hospital in the rain.

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