Today, me and my friend drove 7 hours to see my long lost high... - FML

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By "Nicole Raven" - 29/10/2018 17:07

Today, me and my friend drove 7 hours to see my long lost high school classmate. After our long voyage, her whole family shows up and says we are too freaky to be seen with. We're Goth and she knew it before I left to see her. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 3 November 2018 18:24

You're still goth? I thought you and the emo kids all died out years ago. Or maybe that was just wishful thinking. Perhaps you could tone it down somewhat so you don't end up looking like asshats among the "conformists".

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 3 November 2018 18:24

You're still goth? I thought you and the emo kids all died out years ago. Or maybe that was just wishful thinking. Perhaps you could tone it down somewhat so you don't end up looking like asshats among the "conformists".

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