Today, me and my boyfriend had sex for the first time in weeks... - FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2018 16:36

Today, me and my boyfriend had sex for the first time in weeks and I was excited! He finished within two minutes and then rolled over and played on his phone. While I was still laying lay disappointed. FML

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Ed Munson 14

Sunday 4 February 2018 5:29

If he can't last like long enough to satisfy you he should probably be an ex-boyfriend

Mynxie 26

Monday 5 February 2018 1:42

Yeah that's not a shallow reason to break up with someone. Men who go weeks without sex don't last long. The shitty part was when he didn't do anything for his gf.

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Ed Munson 14

Sunday 4 February 2018 5:29

If he can't last like long enough to satisfy you he should probably be an ex-boyfriend

Mynxie 26

Monday 5 February 2018 1:42

Yeah that's not a shallow reason to break up with someone. Men who go weeks without sex don't last long. The shitty part was when he didn't do anything for his gf.

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