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By SadMechanic - 18/08/2016 08:43

Today, it was my first day at new job as a mechanic. On my way to the new job, car breaks down. Causing me to be late. Got fired for being late. 0 job, 1500$ in repairs. FML

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Marine23Risk 6

Friday 19 August 2016 20:44

Hopefully you have enough money to support your self while you find another job. That really sucks op

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Marine23Risk 6

Friday 19 August 2016 20:44

Hopefully you have enough money to support your self while you find another job. That really sucks op

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