Today. It's my birthday and me and a friend went to a gaming... - FML

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By "ReeceGeeky96" - 27/03/2017 16:18 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today. It's my birthday and me and a friend went to a gaming lounge and he offered to buy me a garlic pizza, I accepted and when it arrived, he ate nearly the whole thing and left me a slice. Thanks for treating me on my birthday. FML.

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jfsiv 17

Monday 24 April 2017 19:17

where were you when he was eating the pizza? he took you put and bought a pizza to share. unless you were ignoring him, I don't know how you didn't get more than 1 slice.

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jfsiv 17

Monday 24 April 2017 19:17

where were you when he was eating the pizza? he took you put and bought a pizza to share. unless you were ignoring him, I don't know how you didn't get more than 1 slice.

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