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By rbubbles - 14/05/2016 00:45 - Australia

Today, it's been a year and a half since I got married and my mother in law still hasn't stepped foot in my house. She lives 2 streets away. FML.

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jmagd781 16

Saturday 14 May 2016 15:51

Sometimes that's a blessing in itself.

mezochan 29

Saturday 14 May 2016 16:11

Yeah, some would count this as a blessing.

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jmagd781 16

Saturday 14 May 2016 15:51

Sometimes that's a blessing in itself.

mezochan 29

Saturday 14 May 2016 16:11

Yeah, some would count this as a blessing.

Calibeauty_ 13

Sunday 15 May 2016 4:37

I agree, see this as a MAJOR blessing in disguise. Some mothers in law are not so bad but they're annoying as ****.

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