frickbullies - 09/03/2016 15:47 - Italy - Empoli Today, it marks the third time that my teacher hid behind the coffee machine just to avoid helping me with my frequent, violent bullying going on in her class. She even made machine-like noises. FML 1 0
Today, my family threw me a surprise party. I was so surprised I punched my mom in the face when she screamed SURPRISE! FML 451 65
Today, I was waiting for the bus while wearing my FML shirt. A passer-by stopped, stared at me for a moment, and said, "I agree, your life sucks." FML 32 121 58 680
Today, I was changing a flat tire on my car when it fell off the jack and crushed my hand. After ripping my hand free and waiting 2 hours for AAA, I get to go find out if my hand is broken. FML 896 126
Today, I found out that the money I spent on a very specific degree was wasted, because apparently, I don't qualify for a job at the place that told me I had to have that degree. FML 20 652 2 054
Today, it's been 2 days since I got over having the flu for over a week, missing work the whole time. I just got food poisoning. FML 1 628 162