Miscellaneous: Today, it has come to a point where if I don't lock my door at...

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By can't sleep - 07/06/2016 14:25 - United States - Chicago

Today, it has come to a point where if I don't lock my door at night, my mom will stand in my doorway and watch me sleep at 7:30 in the morning. Almost every day it wakes me up. And she doesn't even go to work till 10. FML

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CloudNiner 13

Wednesday 8 June 2016 9:15

She either loves you too deeply or wants to kill you. Find out quick before it's too late.

Red_Curls1995 28

Sunday 12 June 2016 8:16

Why on earth would she do that? That's incredibly creepy

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CloudNiner 13

Wednesday 8 June 2016 9:15

She either loves you too deeply or wants to kill you. Find out quick before it's too late.

Red_Curls1995 28

Sunday 12 June 2016 8:16

Why on earth would she do that? That's incredibly creepy

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