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By ANOMaly - 14/05/2016 05:49 - United States

Today, in my world geography class we were learning about Oceania (I'm Australian). We watched a video on Australian wildlife where a koala got knocked out of a tree, put in a bag and tagged. Everyone looked at me in disgust like it was me abusing it. This is what I get for living in Texas. FML

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HBND 12

Saturday 14 May 2016 19:44

Welcome to Texas (I am Mexican)... Yeah you could of guessed what happened in my world geo class where a video was about border control

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HBND 12

Saturday 14 May 2016 19:44

Welcome to Texas (I am Mexican)... Yeah you could of guessed what happened in my world geo class where a video was about border control

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