Today, I yelled at my classmate that his language was horrible... - FML

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By Murali - 02/03/2017 00:51

Today, I yelled at my classmate that his language was horrible in English Class. He yelled back saying, still better than your face. FML

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GhostFox 33

Sunday 5 March 2017 22:22

So... you insulted your classmate, yelled at them, and now you are wallowing in self pity that he did the same to you in return? Seriously? Unless there's some backstory you didn't give that gives a better reason for your action than "because I wanted to," you 100% deserve it.

janedriver 3

Tuesday 14 March 2017 12:37

What the hell are you doing yelling out in a class?

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GhostFox 33

Sunday 5 March 2017 22:22

So... you insulted your classmate, yelled at them, and now you are wallowing in self pity that he did the same to you in return? Seriously? Unless there's some backstory you didn't give that gives a better reason for your action than "because I wanted to," you 100% deserve it.

janedriver 3

Tuesday 14 March 2017 12:37

What the hell are you doing yelling out in a class?

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