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By savvy - 21/07/2016 08:44

Today, I woke up at 3 am to some odd noises. When I turned on my phone's flashlight, I realized that a large, fuzzy bat was laying across my legs. Two nights earlier I had cracked my window to let in some air. Turns out I left it a little too cracked. FML.
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Over the next couple days, check yourself for signs of vampirism: Better night vision, burning sensation when out in the sunlight, cravings to drink a cow, sudden aversion to certain spices and the like.