Kids: Today, I woke up and went to take a shower in the dorms bathroom.... - FML

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By 1thatonedude1 - 24/04/2016 16:27 - United States - Laramie

Today, I woke up and went to take a shower in the dorms bathroom. When I went in, there was a guy taking up both showers listening to radio loudly, so I came back later. He's been there for 45 minutes and this happens often. FML

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redlizzybeth 25

Tuesday 26 April 2016 20:30

It's time to report them. If it happens often then you know who it is. It is understandable to want to have a long shower but no one needs more than 20 minutes and no one needs both showers.

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redlizzybeth 25

Tuesday 26 April 2016 20:30

It's time to report them. If it happens often then you know who it is. It is understandable to want to have a long shower but no one needs more than 20 minutes and no one needs both showers.

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