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By sherryberry2013 - 10/06/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to join us. We've been together for two years. FML

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Brit_The_Dino 0

Monday 13 June 2011 22:14

You have got to be kidding me! What a pig. I would have kick him where the 'sun don't shine' and said "I hope you enjoy your evening." uhg. I hope you broke up with him because he soooo isn't worth your time.