Intimacy: Today, I went to dinner as friends with my ex that I'm still... - FML

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By anonymousgirl97 - 14/05/2016 04:13 - United States - Kill Devil Hills

Today, I went to dinner as friends with my ex that I'm still in love with for the first time since we broke up. Neither of us wants to sleep with anyone else because how incredible our sex was. Now we are friends with benefits, but she assured we can't be anything more than that. FML

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Mr_Mole 24

Sunday 15 May 2016 4:56

Then stop seeing her as it's a destructive relationship. No good will ever come of it. Move on and find someone that does want it to go further.

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Mr_Mole 24

Sunday 15 May 2016 4:56

Then stop seeing her as it's a destructive relationship. No good will ever come of it. Move on and find someone that does want it to go further.

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