Miscellaneous: Today, I went for my road test. It was going good until my parallel... - FML

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By PekaChu - 29/04/2016 02:34 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I went for my road test. It was going good until my parallel park. I accidentally drove up on to the curb, and then I hit the gas while it was still in reverse. The person grading my driving screamed. I got an automatic fail. At least everything else was good! FML

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Shjohn 3

Friday 29 April 2016 13:20

thats actually grounds for an automatic fail. heck if i was your tester i would have failed you too.

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Shjohn 3

Friday 29 April 2016 13:20

thats actually grounds for an automatic fail. heck if i was your tester i would have failed you too.

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