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By anonfish - 08/06/2016 14:48 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today I was working from home, because I was sick. Yesterday my boyfriend said he could do the same, and look after me. Today he was reminded it was free sushi at his workplace, and left me alone with my snot. FML

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Mistyinltown 4

Friday 10 June 2016 0:37

I dunno, free food vs snotty sick significant other..... Free food may win out for me as well. Also, FREE SUSHI??

KodiakVale 10

Thursday 16 June 2016 9:06

A significant other is more important than food, dolt. I hope you were joking.

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Mistyinltown 4

Friday 10 June 2016 0:37

I dunno, free food vs snotty sick significant other..... Free food may win out for me as well. Also, FREE SUSHI??

KodiakVale 10

Thursday 16 June 2016 9:06

A significant other is more important than food, dolt. I hope you were joking.

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