Today I was told by my mom and entire family that I'm not allowed... - FML

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By "Pretzel_Guy" - 19/09/2018 04:23

Today I was told by my mom and entire family that I'm not allowed to marry my Fiancee because my mom is now engaged to her dad. we've been together for 8 years and they started shagging 2 months ago. Now my family is threatening to disown me if I interrupt, "True Love" Guess I'm marrying my sister. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 21 September 2018 5:55

Let the selfish bastards disown you, and start your own family with your wife. I have to ask, though; why are you still not married after 8 years together?

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 21 September 2018 5:55

Let the selfish bastards disown you, and start your own family with your wife. I have to ask, though; why are you still not married after 8 years together?

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