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By dasmarra - 26/04/2016 06:12 - Germany - Hanover

Today, I was talking about my mom about gay marriage. She told me that she always suspected me to have an "interest" for that topic. When asking her what she means by that, she pointed out that she found my hidden stack of gay manga. They are a birthday present for a friend. At least most are. FML

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