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By Seriouslywhy - 23/05/2016 02:58 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I was spat at by a driver as I crossed the street. In a cross walk. With the walk signal. While crying. FML

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Tuesday 24 May 2016 6:28

They see us falling apart yet only seem to make it worse.

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Tuesday 24 May 2016 6:28

They see us falling apart yet only seem to make it worse.

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