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By Jmill_75 - 30/04/2016 00:46 - United States - Ozark

Today, I was sitting in lunch and a fight broke out and I was like wow. The teacher went to go break it up and got hit really hard and went down. so I tried to break it up to help and I did. then I get pulled into the office and got 4 days of ISD for being in a fight FML.

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DomsterDC 16

Saturday 30 April 2016 13:26

I realize you were trying to do the right thing but, in these types of situations sometimes it's better to not engage at all. Unless the people that were fighting were seriously injuring themselves of coarse.

watermelon15 35

Saturday 30 April 2016 16:23

Dispute this. Surely some people could back up your story. Defend yourself, man!

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DomsterDC 16

Saturday 30 April 2016 13:26

I realize you were trying to do the right thing but, in these types of situations sometimes it's better to not engage at all. Unless the people that were fighting were seriously injuring themselves of coarse.

watermelon15 35

Saturday 30 April 2016 16:23

Dispute this. Surely some people could back up your story. Defend yourself, man!

ImZakki 15

Saturday 30 April 2016 19:32

Ydi for saying "I was like wow"

XandWacky 23

Saturday 30 April 2016 21:52

Dumbass

ndaguanno 17

Sunday 1 May 2016 16:51

Fight it, by any chance anyone near you who would defend your innocence?

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