Work: Today I was sick at work, and rushed to the toilet to vomit.... - FML

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By ihatemyjob - 06/07/2016 09:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today I was sick at work, and rushed to the toilet to vomit. My manager told me off for leaving my workstation, telling me it's unprofessional. FML

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Elgrin 15

Thursday 7 July 2016 5:14

Next time, vomit at your workstation and see what he says.

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Elgrin 15

Thursday 7 July 2016 5:14

Next time, vomit at your workstation and see what he says.

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